Yikes

So, I was looking at the picture of Iggy Pop when it dawned on me...that's not Iggy Pop...that's Madonna. Ouch how the mighty have fallen...

Pariah, Party Of One? Pariah?

Alex Rodriguez's teammates must wish they could divorce him too. "He's become a huge distraction with the Madonna fiasco," a source told Page Six. "It's always all about him." That explains why none of his fellow Yankees went to the All-Star bash he hosted at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club Monday night.

Instead, his mommy, Lourdes, and his new best friends, Guy Oseary and Ingrid Casares, were by his side in a corner booth as he threw back shots. And Casares was then spotted leaving A-Rod's Park Avenue pad yesterday afternoon. Reps from Berk Communications, who'd slapped Madonna's name on their tip sheet for the event, kept insisting she was on her way, but she never showed. Instead, A-Rod was entertained by big-busted hotties who shimmied to Material Girl tunes and desperately tried to make eye contact with him.

Snubbed by your teammates as well as your alleged new girlfriend Madonna and sitting with your mom watching wannabe strippers in a nightclub. You keep riding that wave, GayRod, you keep riding that wave.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Apparently The “A” In “A-Rod” Is Just Like The “A” In The Scarlet Letter

MIAMI - Alex Rodriguez's wife filed for divorce Monday, calling her husband an adulterer who "emotionally abandoned his wife and children."

"The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the husband's extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct," according to Cynthia Rodriguez's petition for dissolution of marriage, filed in the family division of Miami-Dade County Circuit Court.

And just who is allegedly fielding his balls, you might ask? Well, topping the list of numerous others is none other than the Venereal Girl hereself... Madonna.

Of course, after looking at the severly acid burned face and hundreds of pounds of cellulite hanging off of Cynthia Rodriguez (pictured above) can you really blame him? And you can also add to that the fact that she is very uncouth... I mean, not only is she standing in a public fountain (rude) wearing next to nothing (crude), but she's had the distaste to display her douchebag as well (socially unacceptable).

Just when you thought your opinion of the guy couldn't get any lower.

Maybe He Just Wants to Join Kabbalah

Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna's seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Rodriguez attended Madonna's April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.

Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.

Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he "hates [A-Rod's] guts" because he once hit on his wife.
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1) Who knew that A-Rod was straight.

2) Poor Guy Ritchie, director of one of the best movies ever.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c* ... me.