If They Could Only Pack It Full Of Explosives, It Would Be Perfect

A doll some are claiming utters pro-Islam and even satanic messages has outraged parents in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania.

People insist they can hear Fisher-Price's "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo" mumbling "Islam is the light" and "Satan is king," according to KJRH.com and MyFOXKC.com.

Being the sceptic that I am, I went ahead and watched the video of the doll in action here… it does seem to be saying what they’re claiming it’s saying.

From what I understand Fisher-Price isn’t recalling the dolls due to the extreme cost involved, but they are using this as a marketing opportunity to tie in with their “My Little Gitmo” playset. The “My Little Gitmo” play set comes with seven slinkies to use as concertina wire, a fence, a karaoke set to call prisoners to prayer, and a water board. If you want the “Army of ACLU Lawyers” and the “Injunction Print Shop” set, you have to buy them separately.