From the news wires:
FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he'd bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. "He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. "I don't think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president." Castro's security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.
35K?
Seriously? Wow. Just think Sniper, how many more women could you have left "incredibly disappointed" had you had your own tinpot Third World dictatorship?
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I think I could have left thousands upon thousands dissatisfied if I could have invaded a small island nation early enough.
There's still time to invade Madagasgar. I've wanted to set up a puppet government there for literally years. I have detailed plans. Please contact me if interested. Positions are still available.
I like chocolate, but not that much and not that dark. How about Puerto Rico, or maybe Crete, or how about Australia? Australia's an island, right?
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