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Palm Beach Post
Tuesday, August 26, 2008

An 18-year-old Palm Beach Gardens man was ordered held in lieu of $9,000 bond Tuesday, charged with possessing child pornography and with sexually assaulting a family dog.

Justin Lloyd Sharp was arrested Monday, jail records show.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office report, on April 28, an investigator seized three computers and found eight video files of small girls, apparently as young as 4 or 5, performing sex acts on adults.

Also found on the computer: a video file of Sharp having sex with the family's 4-year-old male German Shepherd.

Sharp, questioned at Palm Beach Gardens High School, admitted the acts, the report said.

Which, if any, of the following titles do you think most suits this post?
1. Puppy Love
2. Doggy Style… No, Really
3. Code Pink Dating Service Opens
4. Burying The Bone
5. Nice Doggy… Mmmmmm, Nice Doggy
6. Don’t Bite The Hand That Breeds You
7. So That’s How He Keeps The Dog’s Coat So Shiny
8. Heavy Petting The Dog
9. Lassie Come Homo
10. He Likes It Ruff

Or another option could be…

1. Skeevy, Voyeuristic Pedophile Into Homosexual Bestiality Really Needs A Needle.

Anybody got anything better than those?