Isn't It Ironic, Don't Ya Think?

This undated image provided by the Michigan attorney-general's office shows Daniel Allen Everett. The 33-year-old Clarkston, Mich. man faces two 20-year felonies after authorities say he arranged a meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl and showed up wearing a T-shirt that read: 'World's Greatest Dad.' Everett was arraigned Tuesday, July 15, 2008 in Novi, Mich. district court on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

I wonder what T-shirt he was wearing when he showed up to court, his “I’m A Love Machine” T-shirt or perhaps his “R. Kelley World Tour” T-shirt? Well, no matter what I’m guessing the T-shirt he’ll be wearing in prison will say “Would You Like Salad With That?”