More Troofer nonsense

OK, so Katie sent me this website. Apparently this asshat Mark Dice is running a campaign to help the troops. Here's the press release:

PRESS RELEASE

A political activist group is sending letters and DVDs to U.S. soldiers stationed in Iraq telling them 9/11 was an inside job


San Diego, CA – A group of over three thousand political activists are planning to send letters to soldiers stationed in Iraq telling them that America is largely to blame for the 9/11 attacks.

“We support the troops in their efforts to protect the Iraqi people, but want them to know the real reason they have put themselves in harms way,” explains Mark Dice, founder of The Resistance, a Christian media watch dog group based in San Diego.

Dice is urging people in his organization and others to write letters to soldiers in Iraq and explain the evidence that the 9/11 attacks were aided by corrupt U.S. officials for political purposes. According to a 2006 Scripts Howard News Service poll, 36 percent of Americans believe that elements within the U.S. government purposely allowed the attacks to happen, or aided the terrorists to ensure the attacks.

“I personally know U.S. Marines who believe 9/11 was an inside job, and they tell me that many Marines suspect that this is the case but are afraid to speak up out of fear of punishment,” says Dice.

“I don’t want the soldiers who are risking their lives in Iraq to be used as pawns in the creation of the New World Order.”

“We want U.S. troops to know that we care about them and are doing our best to make sure that they don’t have to risk their lives based on false pretenses,” concludes Dice.

Aside from writing letters and sending declassified documents to the troops, The Resistance is encouraging people to send DVDs to soldiers, since some of them have access to portable DVD players and computers. Recommended DVDs are Loose Change: Final Cut, Terror Storm, and 9/11 Press for Truth.

People can register for free at www.AdoptAusSoldier.org and will then be given a specific soldiers name and the address to send your materials to. Also check churches online or in your area, because many have similar programs.

Dice has handed out over 1000 free DVDs of the documentary film Loose Change at college campuses in southern California, and had a highly publicized confrontation with actor Danny Bonnaduce on the streets of Hollywood where Bonnaduce almost attacked him for saying 9/11 was an inside job. His activism will be featured in Alex Jones' new film 9/11 Chronicles: Truth Rising, which will be released on DVD July 4th and available for free on Google Video.

The Resistance is an international media watchdog organization with over 3000 members. They have made international news for rebuking various Hollywood celebrities for their ridiculous behavior, including Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, 50 Cent, Tom Cruise and others. They recently launched a boycott of Starbucks saying the company’s retro logo looks like a prostitute with her legs spread, and called the company “Slutbucks.”

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Contact:

Mark Dice

Mark(at)TheResistanceManifesto.com

Dude, awesome. And by awesome, I mean, fuggin retarded.

I remember when Sniper and I would get our hands on Family Readiness letters from The Great Ortner. We used to have one troop read the love missive, while others would do interpretive dance to it. Imagine how much better said art would have been had we had access to the demented ramblings of this mental patient.

I picture Cella lying on the ground acting as if he was just hit with the Andromenda Strain while our humble reader droned on about Starbucks prostitutes and Tom Cruise. Actually, Cella jumping up and down on a couch professing his love for Sgt Mags would be even funnier.

Asshat.

BONUS:
Now with more asshattery.

There is a Satanic pentagram clearly designed in the street layout of Washington D.C.

The United States military has built enormous Underground cities for the political elite, including water treatment facilities, food supplies, and modern amenities.

Johnny Gosch allegedly named Michael Aquino, founder of the Temple of Set, and former Church of Satan member as a key perpetrator in his kidnapping. Aquino was a Lt. Col. in the U.S. Army with high level clearance and allegedly participated in MKULTRA type experiments on children. His home was raided by the FBI August 14, 1987. No charges were filed.

Numerous sources including Ted Gunderson (ret. FBI), John Decamp (former US senator), Paul Bonacci (child abuse victim) and Rusty Nelson (Franklin Cover Up) report that Hunter S. Thompson produced snuff films in the Bohemian Grove in which people were murdered on film for entertainment.

Also, the Bildebergers, working with the CFR and Thus Spake Ortner have established penile colonies on Mars. Yes Penile colonies. Little cells where they keep Peniles. If you look closely at the back of the Sacajawea dollar you can see the blueprints.