Skvoznyak's Tuesday Selection

This is Battlestar Galactica babe Grace Park, who plays Lt. Sharon "Boomer" Valerii, Lt. Sharon "Athena" Agathon and all of the other Number Eight Cylons in the show. Because of the way Season 4 of the show is going, she's pretty much the only reason I watch anymore.

Now, there's good news and bad news regarding Grace. We'll start with the bad...


...she's into one of those "we should all sacrifice more" global charities. The good news, however, is...


...she's stunningly hot. Above, you see a picture of her just having gotten out of my shower.


Above, you see one of her publicity stills.


Regardless of her taste in music, wearing a T-shirt with the word "anthrax" on it in a major terrorist target such as NYC is pretty bad form. She should remove that shirt immediately.


Grace is one of those women who is capable of making men get hard just by her stare alone. You will remain seated for the next 45 minutes. If you actually have to be somewhere else soon, you could try thinking about baseball...


...or you could settle in and dream about Grace being your personal housemaid. Your call, really.

She's been in some magazines, you know. Below, here are three shots from her appearance in Maxim...


Any of you guys who make fun of the decor of my living room will be pummeled without mercy. She picked it out.


I keep trying to tell her that she doesn't have to warm herself up, but the girl just as is stubborn as Tricia Helfer is.


Typical self-conscious chick. Here, she's asking me if she looks fat.

Below, here's a picture of her from SciFi Magazine...


...and below, she appears in an English-language Korean mag called KoreAM.


I had never heard of the magazine before looking for these pictures, but I think I would have bought this issue.


Of course, it would have taken me quite a while just to get past the table of contents.


This is what she looked like when I took her to her senior prom. She cleans up nice, but looks a bit different without her makeup. Observe...


...this is her high school yearbook picture. I include this for all of you "Countdown to 18"-type pervs.

Now, let's take a look at her other professional credits. She hasn't always been a Cylon, you know. Keeping with the youth theme for a moment...


...this is Grace as Shannon NG in a Canadian teen issues-exploration drama called Edgemont. She was a regular, appearing in 50 episodes.


Above, an obligatory BSG shot.


Never let it be said that I'm not fair. If you prefer one of the other female Cylon models, I've got you covered (if you're into the guy Cylons, you're SOL). Click on the above image to see the full-sized shot. Highly recommended.


Keeping with the "I've got you covered" theme, here's a bonus shot of Jessica Alba. This image is from Grace's appearance as "Female Breeding X5" in Dark Angel episode "Designate This."


Above, we see Grace as a bridesmaid in Dead Zone episode "Speak Now."


This is Grace as Fran Yoshida in Jake 2.0. She appeared in four episodes.


Almost every current living Canadian actor and actress, Grace included, has appeared in Stargate: SG-1. Above, we see Grace as Lt. Satterfield in fifth-season episode "Proving Ground."


Above, Grace plays Satchko in an episode of The Outer Limits called "Time to Time." This was on the SciFi Channel early yesterday morning, and that episode was the inspiration for this post. Before anyone asks, the blonde's name is Kristin Lehman, the only exception I can currently think of to my "All living Canadian actors and actresses have appeared in SG-1" rule.


Above, TSO gets his only imdb.com credit as he stands next to Grace. TSO got the gig because it didn't cost anything to make him up. In this fourth-season episode of Andromeda, Grace plays Doctor 26Carol (not a typo).


Remember L.A. Law? There was a TV movie about the show in 2002, and Grace played a character named Charmaigne in it.

Lastly, Grace was in "Romeo Must Die" in 2000, playing a dancer. Rather than distract you from the following images, I'm just going to shut the hell up and let you enjoy them.







Oh, man. I'll be in my bunk.