Of testimony and words

Here's a test for you. Neatorama has a list of 10 insulting words. Use them all in a paragraph. Something like:

I look forward with great aplomb to the collection of ninnyhammers and microphalluses spouting buncombes that shall bescumber the hallowed Congress with testimony next week. Such a frenchified troupe of coccydynian cacafuegos appearing together is like the unwanted effluvience of hircismus or of feist.

OK, now you try it.