Friday, May 23, 2008

"I'll see your dropping general order #1, and raise you. In fact, I'm all in Mate..."

Take note ladies, THIS is how you support the troops.


Bollywood starlet Tania Zaetta accused of sex with soldiers in Afghanistan

A Bollywood starlet who made her name going beyond the call of duty in Who Dares Wins, an Australian TV stunt show, has been accused of having sex with soldiers while on a tour to entertain troops in Afghanistan.

Tania Zaetta (above) was named in a confidential briefing paper to Australia’s Defence Minister as having slept with special forces soldiers last month at a military base in Tarin Kowt, the capital of Oruzgan province. Pictures and a video were said to have been taken.


On this Memorial Day, indeed, on any day ending with a "y" I think all young ladies should follow Ms Zaetta's lead. And I stand ready to give you mapquest directions to FOB TSO in Alexandria, VA.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even BETTER than the Israeli woman in New Zealand!

HOOAH!

/s/ 509th Bob

Caroline said...

I don't think the USO will let us support the troops with our legs, I'm in trouble for sitting on the floor in a dress!

Anonymous said...

Australia has a TV stunt show based on the motto of the SAS?

We are so lame...*sigh*...at least we could rename Fear Factor to the (badly mistranslated) Latin "De Oppresso Liber"

(On a side note, and don't hurt me Green Berets, for needing a minimum 110 GT score, couldn't you have gotten a proper translation rather than half-assed Dog-Latin for "Out of the overthrown man, comes the free man"? Oppressione liberare it's not that hard)

Thus Spake Ortner said...

It wasn't the dress love, it was the fact it was fishnet and you were wearing nothing underneath.

Superbowl6Romeo said...

Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?

Caroline said...

TSO- How did you know what my favorite dress looks like? Even so, I still don't get what the big deal was about!

Thus Spake Ortner said...

"TSO- How did you know what my favorite dress looks like?"

I'm a master of disguise. That day I was masquarading as the floor.

Claymore said...

...so...does the rug match the drapes?

Thus Spake Ortner said...

"...so...does the rug match the drapes?"

QUANDRY: Go with the obvious Moses/Genesis joke, or defend my would-be spouse.

Claymore, don't make me ban you.

Claymore said...

What, and watch your traffic plummet? Pffft. It is to laugh!

LT Nixon said...

If this babe shows up to FOB TSO, I'll pay 20 bucks and pack of Kools to watch!

Zero Ponsdorf said...

"If this babe shows up to FOB TSO, I'll pay 20 bucks and pack of Kools to watch!"

Not me... Not if TSO is involved, however if she's just there to entertain the troops I'll bring a bunch of ones.

If TSO HAS to get involved I'll bring a couple of pennies. For my eyes!

Mind you I like wimin, I especially like nekid wimin, but...

Army Sergeant said...

I mean, it is entertaining the troops. Clearly she goes above and beyond. Just what the Army should want.