TSO's Tuesday Selection: Natalie Dormer

I don't know who she is, and I don't really want to know.

You want to tell me her key to staying hot is drinking puree of puppy for breakfast each morning, don't care.

She sold her grandmother into slavery? Don't care.

Roots for the Yankees and fantasizes over the 2TD, 6INT tossing Satan Manning? Don't Care.

Thinks Pvt. Hicks is telling the truth? Don't care.


All I know is that my search for the perfect girl with no upper lip has at long last been achieved. Leave me here in my bunk for atleast the next 45 mins before dashing all my hopes and dreams.

PS: Extra points for whoever can figure out who the Dallas Cheerleader in those ESPN/Tony Romo ads is. Jesus is she hot. I actually watch those ads for the .7 seconds she's on screen.